Currently my state of mind… Praying to the Gods of Employment
A couple of summers ago, after finishing grad school, I went through a three-month period of unemployment, where it felt like every day was a battle to maintain my sanity.
I soon found myself maintaining a particular routine, just to try to keep some structure in an otherwise long, purposeless day. If you ever find yourself unemployed, I highly recommend following a similar schedule. May the Job Force be with you
10:00–10:30 – Wake up and force self to get out of bed. Whine and moan a lot.
10:30–11:00 – Eat breakfast. Chew cereal angrily.
11:00–12:00 – Swim laps in the apartment pool for no other reason but to kill time. Pretend THIS guy is in the water with you to make things more interesting:
12:00 – Try to convince yourself to shower, so that you can get the chlorine out of your hair. Decide that you don’t care if…
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